this is a weird place to be.

just-a-young-kid: sixpenceee: Square wave by Ivan Black...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:30:12 -0800

sixpenceee:

Square wave by Ivan Black sculpture. More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/posts

I could watch this sorcery for hours

slushi: BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR M E D S AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH W A T E R Still havent showered...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:24:40 -0800

slushi:

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

image-transcribing-bot: tayorswift:There are people who’ve said...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:22:21 -0800

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There are people who’ve said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive of gay marriage, gay adoption… With all due respect, I humbly dissent. I am not being brave, I’m a decent human being… Love is a human experience, not a political statement.

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teenagerposts:a rollercoaster from start to finish

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:17:50 -0800

teenagerposts:

a rollercoaster from start to finish

cwote: “Give yourself credit for the days you’ve made it when you thought you couldn’t.” — cwote ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:16:16 -0800

cwote:

“Give yourself credit for the days you’ve made it when you thought you couldn’t.”

— cwote
(via thoughtkick)

samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:15:34 -0800

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

luvfrog: abjectionrules: love… is stored in the cat

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:14:39 -0800

luvfrog:

abjectionrules:

love… is stored in the cat

thoodleoo: bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito did you mean GOOD greek...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:12:33 -0800

thoodleoo:

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

did you mean GOOD greek myth concept?

eggceereal: charlesoberonn: This is the exact opposite of...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:11:41 -0800

eggceereal:

charlesoberonn:

This is the exact opposite of this

@nbmeta

actualrealexplode7: pyrlspite: I made a discord bot that...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:07:05 -0800

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

spacelestial:y’all are fools ihop changed to ihob in this holy pride month of june thus ihob stands...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:49:49 -0800

spacelestial:

y’all are fools ihop changed to ihob in this holy pride month of june thus ihob stands for international house of bisexuals

smidvargandthegang: fierceawakening: callmebliss: feynites: minesottafatspoollegend: i love in...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:18:43 -0800

smidvargandthegang:

fierceawakening:

callmebliss:

feynites:

minesottafatspoollegend:

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.

Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.

The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.

The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.

But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.

Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:

Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!

Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!

Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!

Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*

Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).

And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.

::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::

i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor

this is how children play

sectonia: amtrax: dragon-snout: AAAAAAAAAAAH Egg Eggsfart @...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:46:45 -0800

sectonia:

amtrax:

dragon-snout:

AAAAAAAAAAAH

Egg

Eggs*fart*

@mergoth

sugarbooty: daughterofscotland: See the source for the whole...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:45:30 -0800

sugarbooty:

daughterofscotland:

See the source for the whole comic, it’s brilliant.

I’m sorry, there’s a WORD FOR THIS?!?!?! , mental load, holy shit

sanderdraws:an October night visitor ✨

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:31:48 -0800

sanderdraws:

an October night visitor ✨

Video

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:47:54 -0800

jaclcfrost: “why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always,...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:17:23 -0800

jaclcfrost:

“why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like i’m suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least there’s… consistency

Photo

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:16:08 -0800

maximusprimal: mukuroikusaba: hayamika: katielynn526: allieina...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:57:54 -0800

maximusprimal:

mukuroikusaba:

hayamika:

katielynn526:

allieinarden:

silver-tongues-blog:

goat-yells-at-everything:

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

theautobiographicalapprentice: This is what invasive thoughts...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 09:45:44 -0800

theautobiographicalapprentice:

This is what invasive thoughts look like